| BUZZARD |
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56 YEARS WE'VE LAID IN WAIT NOW JOHN IS BUZZARD BAIT!
HAPPY 30th YOU OLD BUZZARD!
JOIN THE FLOCK AT 40! |
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CLOWN |
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STILL CLOWNING AROUND AT 80!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY AND I'LL CLOWN AROUND IF I WANT TO! |
| COW |
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HERD YOU'RE 50!
YOU CAN COWNT ON US...WE WON'T UDDER A WORD!!
UDDERLY AMAZING AT 35!
WE HOPE OLD SUE DON'T HAVE A COW...SOMEONE SAID SHE'S 60 NOW! |
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DANCING PIG |
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SQUEALING UP TO 45!
THE OLD SOW IS 40!
HAMMING IT UP AT 20!
SOMEONE SQUEALED ALL OVER TOWN MARTHA IS 75 COME PARTY ON DOWN! |
| FLAMINGO |
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THE OLD BIRD IS 40!
JOIN THE FLOCK AT 50!
65 YEARS HAVE COME & GONE LOOK WHAT'S LANDED ON THE LAWN!
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| GRAY HARE |
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SOME BUNNY IS 30!
HARE'S TO JANE SHE'S THE BIG 4-0!
HOPPING UP TO 50!
60 GREY HARES ON THE LAWN AND A FEW MORE ON THE HEAD!
LOTS OF GREY HARE AND STILL PLENTY OF FLARE! |
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OLDGOAT |
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CAUTION OLD GOAT CROSSING!
NO KIDDING THE OLD GOAT IS 50!
PAUL..PUT ON YOUR HAT, DO UP YOUR COAT, IT ALWAYS SEEMS COLDER TO AN OLD GOAT!
AIN'T IT NIFTY THE OLD GOAT IS 50!
HONK & WAVE 'CAUSE THIS OLD GOAT IS 44 TODAY! |
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SKUNK |
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TURNING 40 STINKS!
THE LITTLE STINKER IS 35!
NOW EVERYONE NOSE OUR LITTLE STINKER IS 60! |
| TOAD |
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TOADILY AWESOME AT 30! |
| PENGUIN |
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TOO COOL AT 90!
AINT IT NIFTY...SUE IS 50!
CHARLIE ROCKS 'CAUSE HE'S 40 NOW! |
| HEART |
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SWEETHEART! |
| BAT |
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STILL BATTY AT 63! |
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CROW |
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THE OLD BIRD IS 30!
JANE IS 40. NOW THAT'S SOMETHING TO CROW ABOUT!
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| BOTH GOLFERS (MALE ON ONE SIDE, FEMALE ON THE OTHER) |
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IN THE ROUGH AT 40
ON PAR AT 65! |
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THE OLD GREY MARE |
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THE OLD GREY MARE
SHE AIN'T WHAT SHE
USED TO BE! |